I told my fiancé I was unable to fart.. UPDATE

And it bit me in the ass... no pun intended. So I thought I would share my story. When my fiancé and I first started dating about 3 years ago, I decided to play a trick on him. I told him I was unable to fart. I can burp, but I just don't ever fart ever. Of course he proceeded to tell me that everything farts and that's impossible. But I kept it going and never farted infront of him ever, even when we started living together I have never farted in front of him. Throughout our relationship he has been feeding me beans and ticketing me before I go to the bathroom and guys I've been strong. But today he comes to me and says he did some research and it's very very unhealthy to withhold farts and I told him I'm not withholding because I just don't fart. SO HE TOOK ME TO THE DOCTOR!! We went to eat and then he just drove straight to the doctor afterwards and I had to sit there infront of a doctor in an exam room IN FRONT OF MY FIANCÉ and tell the doctor with a straight face that for the past 3 years I've been playing a joke on my fiancé that I'm unable to fart and this doctor would not stop laughing y'all. I don't think I'll ever be able to live this down now