Crazy Baby Names?

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Just for fun! 
What's the craziest birth name you've ever heard in real life? By birth name, I mean it has to be official - like birth certificate official! 
I'll go first - when I was 15, I met a very nice girl named Cliché. I asked why her mom chose that name, she rolled her eyes and sheepishly said she had no idea. 
I've heard CRAZY ones on here too. So what's the craziest real name you've ever heard?