handcuffs

so when I woke up this morning I was thinking "new year let's think of some new ways to spice things up" so I told my boyfriend that next time we go to spencer's we should get handcuffs and this kid said "why?" Like… why does spencer's even sell handcuffs? to make getting it on more exciting 😂 he literally said why as if he hasn't said he wants to tie me up in the past, handcuffs are faster why are you confused