Thought I share this WTF moment

Went yesterday to get WIC. I'm 8 weeks pregnant. My midwife facility is in process of moving buildings and phones/fax machines are on the blink. So, they couldn't fax my proof of pregnancy. No problem, they would just give me a piss test.

I pee, stick the lil cup in the window and wait to be called.

Nurse calls me back 10 minutes later. I watch her drip my pee on the cheapie and scribble on a file. She takes my weight, height, ect. All this time, she seems.....off. Out of it. On autopilot per se.

I sit down and she starts to ask the normal questions. Then shit got weird...

Nurse: (completely monotone and making 0 eye contact) are you having your monthly now?

Me: uh....noooo. O_o

Nurse: when was your last monthly?

Me: first week of November...

Nurse: so....you've not had your period for 2 months? Are you concerned?

Me: (points to the blatantly positive test not 1 foot from her) Not really, considering....

Nurse: (looks at it and kinda shakes her head in a head clearing manner) oh....yea. ahem.... do you take recreational drugs?

Me: no. Do YOU? LoL

Nurse: (stares blankly) I'll get the doctor to finish.

I have NO IDEA wtf was happening there.