The Flying Spaghetti Monster is there if you need him!

I just want anyone out there who is struggling with the consequences, or rewards, of their choices and actions, that the FSM is listening if you need someone to blame, or thank, depending on the situation. Feel free to talk it over, rant, work through it, sing it out, have some grape juice, fermented or unleaded- totally your choice although he is a-ok with fermented beverages- with some unleavened bread (aka crackers) anytime, day or night. He is always ready to wrap you in his noodly appendages and comfort you until you have come up with a plan of action, taken personal responsibility for your life, and started working toward your goals. He doesn't judge, he loves everyone, so sleep well my Fellow Pastafarian People, celebrate him every Friday with a cold ONE, and a blessed Arrrrg to you all.