what's the funniest thing your child has done?

Question

Calling all ladies with children.. I recently came across a post on netmoms of ladies and gents telling stories of the funniest/most fucked up things their children have said and I was in tears with laughter! So I thought I'd make a post on here. So what is the funniest thing your child has ever said/done?

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Oh geez a lot of things. When my son was first being potty trained we were at the park and there werent any bathrooms so his dad took him in the woods and let him pee on a tree. After that he thought it was ok to pee wherever. We were at the mall a week later at a store and I turned my back for a second and when I looked back at my son he was facing the wall. I went over and he was peeing on the wall right next to clothes. It was so embarrassing but hilarious now. Another time he went up to a bald guy with a white beard and asked where his gifts were. He thought the guy was santa. Just recently we were checking out at the store and the poor lady had ance and he asked her if she dotted her face with pink marker. Ugh. 😣😂

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Youngest daughter (10) has been sucking her thimb since the age off 6months n has a blankie that she has with her most off the time especially when she's ready for bed... Anywhooo we were watching tv 📺 together and the the commercial for the drug treatment program came up and she like " mom I need to call them" I asked her why " she said I have and addiction I'm addicted to my THUMB lmao 😂 yes u read it right lmao 😂 she said if they can help them they can help her fight her addiction to sucking her thumb" I busted out laughing my ass off 😂🤣😂😘😂🤣 I started crying and my stomach was hurting so bad🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't help myself!!!!

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I don't yet have a child to tell these sorts of stories about, but I teach. One of my favorites was when my 4 year old student put his hands on my knees and said "what's that?"... it was my leg hair! His mom just about died and I thought it was hilarious!

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