Funny stories

Joy
I am dying!! I was on the couch with my SO and playing with my kitty ( actual cat lmao) when all of the sudden "PPRRRFFFFFF" this magnificent sonata of Queefs come out of me!!!! I tried so hard to make sound or stop it but Nooooo, they keep coming out 😂😂😂 my SO had never heard that before, I am so embarrassed and laughing so hard!!!  
Tell me some or your stories just for moral support 😂😂😂😂