My grandmother keeps telling me oh he doesn't need that stupid pacifier in his mouth and gives me this look like how could i give that to him like it's some crazy outrageous thing. I don't care if you think he doesn't need a pacifier here I'll give him to you and when he screams bloody murder because he's gassy and nothing will calm him down but a pacifier because the sucking soothes him you won't have any because I'll take them away. 😝

She's coming to watch him tomorrow when I go to my doctor appointment and I'm about to just take everything that soothes him away so he'll just be hell for her until I get back.

But I won't because I don't want him to suffer just because his great grandmother thinks she knows everything because she's old and has had two babies 50 years ago. God.