lightning crotch! lmbo

I'm in the hospital because apparently I contracted my first ever flu virus (oh joy). Anywho, while using the ladies room I had a contraction that really hurt and made it hard to pee because my vag hurt. Telling my nurse she yells out, "oh the famous lightning crotch!" I couldn't stop laughing!!!! So glad we had a moment of laughter despite having to stay in the hospital today.