HELP!! embarrassing story please no judgement 👍🏿

Aoife • I'm a couger who's still a bit inexperienced in the art of seduction, I currently have a cutie pie boytoy whose a red blooded stallion who loves me and my older body add me ladies
okay my fellow females
 yesterday i had anal sex for the first time with my sexy sexy bf. i told him not to use a condom because i wanted to feel his real and throbbing member inside my poop chute without the interruption of a latex loser ( a condom) 
so picture the scene: 
i was trying to be sexy, sensual and seductive to i wiggles my naked bottom in the air singnaling for my man to get ready for entry. i didn't think about how excited he'd be to have this higher level of connection with me and without warning ( or lube 😳) he stuck his throbbing wiener inside my backdoor vortex. i let out a loud yelp of pain mixed with pleasure we continued in this position for approximately 30 seconds until i hear 
EWWWW 
my life flashes before my eyes. 
i remember my pinworm infestation 
my man pulls out his 8 inches from by cornhole and i see a wriggling mess crawling over his meatrod
i spot one of the critters trying to enter his peephole 
i warn him but it's too late. the critter wriggles and squirms his way in to the cumcircle. my man goes a ghostly white ( or should i say pinworm white lol) ( not a time for jokes, but i'm just trying to hide the pain)
my man says he has to jerk it to get it out  and he does this successfully all over my brand new gucci flip flops. it looks like someone had spilled a bag of uncle bens boiled in the bag rice all over my lounge 
how can i face my man now? he is going to see me as a naughty dirty bitch 
maybe he will like this side of me ? 
anyone had any similar experiences? 
please help!