I need to rant!!!!!

My boobs hurt so bad I could literally cut them off, my stomach feels like it's about to fall out of my vag, my lower back hurts so much at times I can't move, I shit 10 times a day, not to mention I've got gas like a grown ass man, I feel like shit, look like shit...... all I'm sayin is AF is 5 days late. I sure hope I get my BFP sometime soon after all this mess my body's doing😂😂😍