Baby fever breaking the thermometer

Yall. My baby fever has been through the roof every since I got married.

I think I'm going to die if I don't get pregnant lol

I have no clue where this fever came from. Everyone around me is getting pregnant but I'm not involved with any of their baby things going on.

My uterus just throbs at the thought of having a baby lol

What is wrong with meeeeeee.

Being on my period makes the fever worst. It's like "stupid uterus why don't you have a baby in you?! I'm ripping your walls out!"

Am I alonnnee?