when it rains it pours

So not only is my fathers funeral in 2 hours. But now i slipped on the ice and fell on my butt. I decided to go to the dr just to be safe and now I am hooked up on the fetal monitor and having contractions every minute. They are sending me for an ultrasound now to make sure everything is okay and as long as everything looks ok I should be able to go to funeral. I'm pretty sure I jinxed myself though bc yesterday I was so upset that I started saying I almost hope I go into labor so I don't have to go to the service and now I feel guilty.