Yeah.

 I posted a picture of my damn debit card in the washer. And no, you couldn't see any of the info on it because I'm not an idiot lmao 

I had my debit card in one of my shirt pockets. I washed it. I saw it in the washer and I was like fuck it. Because it had 5 minutes left. I wait until it was done and I start searching for it and it's not in the washer... the washer ate it. And I had the maintenance guy come and look and he said it was in the guts of the washer but couldn't be taken out without breaking the washer. But it wouldn't damage the washer if it was just left in there. So I had to go empty my damn bank account because I had bills to pay THAT NIGHT.  So i payed my bills and then a day later I did some laundry and I can just hear that shit *click click click*  like it's fucking mocking me. 😑😑😑 

I'm sitting on my couch listening to my debit card in the washer salty as fuck thinking I have the worst luck ever. It's time to switch the laundry and I hear *SMACK* 

And the card hits the floor. 

Is it just fucking me or is my washer trolling tf outta me.. 🙄 

If god is real. He is amused by me.