UTI & masturbation? HELP !!!

Question

i have a UTI (urinary tract infection). if you've had it, you know just how PAINFUL and UNCOMFORTABLE it is! any advice or tips on how to ease the pain? i know about the cranberry juice & the loose clothing & drinking lots of water. 
also, i heard masturbating helps? like it gets rid of the bacteria when you ejaculate? idk. please help 😫

Answer

Avoid caffeine and sugary drinks.  If you're drinking cranberry juice make sure it's one that doesn't have added sugar.  If you've got a full blown UTI, you really need a round of antibiotics to get over it.  It can damage your kidneys if you let it go on for too long.  Whoever told you to masturbate is a masochist because the only thing that's going to do is hurt like hell.  Drinking water is what will help to flush it out.  Ice packs.  Ice packs will help to ease the pain and inflammation.  I know that sounds weird but don't knock it till you try it.  You can also take some Tylenol.