Lowkey love grossing out my husband!

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I'm on the phone talking to my husband and he was telling me something but I didn't sound too focused I guess. So he asked me what I was doing & I said "I'm touching my cervix to see what position it's in". He freaked out & said "next time please lie to me" 😂😂😂
Update* he hates the word cervix so from now on cervix = candy cane