Why can't babies name themselves!?!?!!

C.
For 27 weeks (currently 32) now I've been trying to think of a name for my first kid. I hate this process, I have 2 names that I'm inclined on..but they still don't "fit" for me. Everyone and their mothers are connected to one of them -but I'm just like "ehhh, maybe something else will click". And now I'm starting the process again trying to have more options. 
 
Children picking their own names would probably be horrendous but at least I wouldn't have to be stressed about it. Go on kid name yourself, Princess of the Melted Cheese. Sounds strong and noble. 

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