unless showered within hrs... don't want husband going down on me

I can't even think or enjoy anything if I haven't showered within a couple hours or when he goes down on me :-/ or if I've been busy all day and think it may be less than ideal for him to be all up in there... he doesn't like me going down on him either if he hasn't showered recently. I did yesterday morning and yuck I almost threw up on him and he made me stop. He was leaving for a business trip so I wanted to do something special.
I keep reading these posts with people that have sex all day everyday... and go down on each other constantly. I know everyone is different but is this really true? Haha good for you if that's the case but not us. We are a one time a week couple if that and my hubby also doesn't like shower sex, it is pretty uncomfortable haha
Are we weird? Or are there others out there that are also constantly worried about being dirty and gross down there