Funny farting stories: Share yours!!!

Adele • TTC since January 2013
I can't be the only one. Tonight I farted super loud and my husband sits up super fast and grabs his phone and starts shining it over on the floor on his side and saying what, what, huh? I think he thought the cats knocked something over. 
I said dude what are you doing? I farted if that's what you are looking for. Didn't think it was that loud. He was super disoriented and laid back down. 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️ can't wait to ask him about it in the morning. 😂😂😂
On a side note, I think my period is coming tmrw. ☹️
Anyone have any good stories about farting?!?!