Unsolicited advice jar

I have a new idea to finance my next round of treatment. It will work like a swear jar.

"Just relax"=$1

"Trying is the fun part" =¢50

"Have you tried_________?" =$1-$5 depending on how irrelevant/stupid/poorly explained.

"You could just adopt." =$2

"You would get pregnant if you lost weight." =$5

"It's not in God's plan for you." =$5-$10 depending on my mood and if they are trying to convert me.

I am sure I have left some out feel free to add to the list. 🤣