how did your parents find out you lost your virginity?
For me this is kind of a sad and funny story. So, my boyfriend and I (he's from Atlanta) went to visit my parents for this summer (I'm originally from Chicago) and we had a box of condoms in the car because we would stop at random parking lots to do it in the car (out of respect of not doing it in the house....although eventually we did 😅) but they were hidden in the trunk underneath the "flap" where the tire is. I wake up and my mom is in my car charging in her phone early in the morning (for some reason she refused to buy a new one) and she comes in the house and was like..."I know you're lying to me you Jezebel!" (She's one of those overtly religious, "Christians" who take the bible pretty much literally) and my boyfriend walks in and she's like "I FOUND THESE!" And pulls out like three boxes of condoms that were in the car 😂😭 to this day she texts me and is like "are you pregnant yet" ?😭
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