Reasons that I am so done being pregnant
Now, don't get me wrong, I've loved being pregnant but my boy is due tomorrow and is showing no signs of coming out on time. I am more than ready to be over, mostly because:
- I want sushi dangit! Spicy tuna rolls 🤤
- I'm tired of stubbing my toes because I can't see them anymore
- I can't cuddle with my cat because I have to move her every 15 minutes so I can pee
- All my maternity clothes are for winter, which decided to end here in TX back in early Feb, so I'm either too warm, or wearing poorly fitting clothes from pre-pregnancy and hoping no one notices
- I'd love to turn over in bed without spending 5 minutes rearranging my pillow fortress
- Not to mention how I miss sleeping without a wrist brace (yay for carpal tunnel)
- As great as my maternity yoga pants are, I thouroughly miss having pockets, and pants in a color other than black (plus size maternity don't exactly come in a variety)
- Soon I may hurt the next person at work to say "You're still here? He's not out yet?!" Ah, no, he's out, I just thought I'd pop into work anyway...
- I miss being able to think about food without summoning a never ending tide of acid to burn a nice big hole in my esophagus
- Kiddo's movements were cute back before he apparently earned his black belt in spleen kicking, now I think I'm just an all encompassing punching bag
- And of course, I'm ready to meet my little bean!
So ladies, what are your "I'm so done!" rants?
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