Overdue and losing my mind

Jessica
I'm now 3 days and counting past my due date and I think I've started to lose it. I've begun seeing everything and anything as a sign that baby is on his way.
slight back pain? Better pack my bag! 
Peed 4 times instead of 3 this hour? Oh man, I could pop any second! 
Saw three birds pass overhead in a triangular configuration? The omens were true, the time of the prophecy is upon us! 
I feel like one of the end of the world conspiracy theorists, seeing portents in everything. I wish I'd just start having danged contractions and get it over with! Waiting with baited breath every minute of the gosh-darned day is turning my brain into mush.