Listen im a women that has needs, and lately my needs haven't been satisfied. Judge me I don't care but I need to get this out. Lately when my husband leaves on business trips I take the opportunity to self indulge. I've been a little depressed lately and this baby making isn't happening. So when he leaves this weekend on his business trip I'm picking up the phone and calling my guy. He knows exactly what I want, doesn't even ask me where I live anymore. Kinda like my own personal giggalo (spelling ? Lol) I get soooooo excited when I know he's on his way, he does it exactly how I like it with a little extra. When he calls me that's he's here, I immediately jump with excitement, my heart starts to race, I can't wait! Lol I meet him at the door and their he stands, holding my medium pizza, extra cheese, light bake with a fugde brownie and a 20oz coke. I don't cheat all the time, but my husband is on this health food crap, I can't help myself. I think he's catching on, been paying cash lately, but he knows me all to well. When I'm done I dispose of the evidence, bring it directly to the garbage, and when he gets home theirs no trace. I'm a closet fatty. (No disrespect) Am I horrible? 😂