Give me a damn sign!!!

C.
Us pregnant mommas, especially FTM's like myself, need a flipping lIgor to go off in our bellies to say "hey baby is coming soon" because right now I can't tell if I'm having contractions or if I have to poop or maybe even a bit of both. Like what are you doing body?? 
Wouldn't it be awesome if our stomachs just started glowing or something??