How are you cursed? *funny way

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How are you 'cursed'?

Mine is I will always dip my boobs in my food at the table. Every fricken time!!

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All of my bras are actually bibs.  I sometimes think I get more food in my bra than I do in my mouth haha

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I kill every plant and small animal i try and take care of (like fish). I'm actually astonished that my cat is still alive O.o

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I'm a ginger..best/worst curse ever

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I am very clumsy.  I dream of gracefully walking down a path....truth is i trip over my own two feet and land flat on my face.

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Clumsiness, most definitely. A few months ago I fell trying to stand up off the toilet and banged my chin into the wall causing a HUGE bruise. I'm pretty sure everyone I saw in public thought I was being abused by my husband lol. Last month I dropped a wine glass and it broke on my foot and I had to get five stitches. Sigh...

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My food orders are always wrong. It's not like I order anything special or weird. I can place a simple, normal order and it will be wrong some how. We can order food for four or five different people and mine will be wrong or something will be left out! And since I feel rude if I send it back, over the years I've gotten used to it.
My husband's curse is that he always catches every red light. That one is pretty annoying :)

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I thought getting compliments for my walking was weird,  but now I see why lol

It's too early in the morning to overanalyze myself.

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Last year everything that could have gone wrong went wrong... I fell and badly sprained my ankle... Two weeks later because of the ankle injury (and my birth control) I got a pulmonary embolism and 3 clots in my leg... So they put a IVC filter in me... 6 weeks later I went to get the filter out... It migrated and they couldn't get it out... So I ended up getting my chest cut open to get it out

So basically... I practically had open heart surgery (good thing it had nothing to do with my heart) all because someone couldn't leave a light on outside their house

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I am perpetually doomed to get grease on the boobs of my shirt every time I cook. I don't taste test often, nor do I often cook anything that splatters. Figure that one out.

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My Boobs get more food then I do

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