I am calling the police on the next church that comes knocking on my door

It's like a religious turf war over here. My son and I are still recovering from the cold so he's having a hard time sleeping due to stuffy nose. Well guess who keeps coming knocking on my door every damn day, driving my dog crazy and waking the baby up? That's right, representatives of the most "oppressed" religion in the world- Christianity! Multiple invitations to churches around town (why not just leave them on the porch if you must, there is no need to hand deliver), then mormons (dum-dum-dum-dum) keep coming back and I'm like "you guys, congratulations on all of your religiousness and all but please stop coming to my house, I'm literally trying to escape religion and it's coming to my doorstep knocking". In other words I will call the police on the next preacher that tries to come to my home uninvited. And yes, I do have 2(!) "No Solicitation" signs.