Disaster month

Mr
This is actually my first time posting here, I usually just read and reply to others but right now I really need to vent and I'm pretty sure my husband is sick of hearing it. Apologies in advance this may be a little long and I'm not even sure it's in the right place. This month has been a total write off for ttc. We thought that this month would be a great time because we're on our honeymoon, nice and relaxed etc. Three days in hubby comes down with a pretty nasty gastrointestinal bug and as he just about recovers I come down with it too. That's 3-4 days of our honeymoon lost and right in the middle of my fertile window. We managed to BD twice before we got ill, the last time being 2 days before my predicted ovulation. Anyway, now we're both recovered we thought we'd get back to enjoying our honeymoon even though my fertile window is long gone and then lo and behold I go to use the toilet yesterday to find that I'm now bleeding at 5-6DPO, my period is never this early, sometimes it can go a day or two either way but I'm regular as clockwork. So, as I said, this month has been a total wrote off and now to top it off I can't even enjoy the rest of my honeymoon properly. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!