When college wants to slap you in the face

I've been up since 9 working on this ridiculous 15 page report about a topic that is pointless because the class pissed off the professor. He wants us to write about Peanut butter and animals..I find it extremely childish for him to do this honestly...

It's a complete joke! I don't even know how to get 12 pages off this topic so Im praying he's only being a dick.

I am not attending a college credited class for this. I want to learn damnit.