When college wants to slap you in the face

Question

I've been up since 9 working on this ridiculous  15 page report about a topic that is pointless because the class pissed off the professor. He wants us to write about Peanut butter and animals..I find it extremely childish for him to do this honestly...

It's a complete joke! I don't even know how to get 12 pages off this topic so Im praying he's only being a dick.

I am not attending a college credited class for this. I want to learn damnit.

Answer

Peanut butter and animals? Hmm. I work at a zoo, and peanut butter is a favorite of most of our animals as part of positive reinforcement for husbandry training, treats, a vehicle for medication, and as part of their regular diet. Our great apes get peanut butter tucked into pine cones, the polar bears get it dabbed onto their toys or off a spoon (and let me tell you, you haven't seen anything until you see a 1,200 pound bear lick peanut butter off of a spoon,) the elephants LOVE it, the monkeys (especially the capuchins and langurs) would eat it all day if their keepers let them, and the grizzly bears, sloth bears, sun bears, and Andean bears will drop everything if they smell peanut butter! It's a complete protein, it's inexpensive, it's got an appealing taste for animals, it's got a long shelf life, and it's incredibly versatile!

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Can we trade? Lol. I would much rather write about that than the 25 pages I have to do comparing four different medications. It sucks but welcome to college, I think they like to see us suffer.

Answer

Get heaps of facts about peanut butter, and look into different brands of peanut butter, who made them etc.

When college wants to slap you in the face

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