What do you think he's saying?

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"Get your first audiobook free at audible dot com slash Tyler Oakley"

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Want chipotle?

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Your tracks showing.

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"I'm gonna fuck that pussy so hard you won't be able to walk tomorrow."

Wait.. that was my bf last night 😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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What should we name the baby?😂

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"Alright bitch, if you don't cum in two seconds, welcome to your tape"? 
🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

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U gonna cum all over daddy's cock?? 😂😂😂

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So you know how people say "ching chong ling long" to Chinese people? Do you think when we meow at cats it's similar to that?

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Oops, I just remembered! My mom is dropping in for a visit in 15 minutes!

Because that's the sort thing guys regularly forget.

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