I hate fake pregnancy symptoms

I ovulated on may 15th. The ovulation test on the left was may 14th. From may 22nd i had all the symptoms of pregnancy. My breast were throbbing so bad they made it hard to sleep. I was puking too. I guess i ended up with the flu with sore throat and case of diarrhea. Sorry for the tmi. I am now late by almost 3 days and not pregnant.