Vent sesh

Alex
Why is there not some magical pregnancy test that tells you the minute you're pregnant?! I have had every friggin symptom in the book since about 3 DPO, and now that I'm CD25 and 10 DPO I thought for sure I'd get a BFP. And yet, NOTHING. Nada. 
I know it's early but I am so frustrated. 😤 Either tell me I'm pregnant or stop making my body go crazy. PLEASE?! 
Ok, rant over. Sorry. 😕