Okay so the weirdest thing happened to me today. My boyfriend ate me out and then we decided to have sex. Afterward he was taking off the condom and there was this little white booger-looking thing with some dark red in it on the outside. I immediately freaked out because I thought it was cum, but the rest of the condom was dry (we even squeezed it and then filled it with water and squeezed it again to make sure there were no holes). So we stared at the booger thing for a while and then it dawned on me that MAYBE IT WAS A BOOGER that had gotten into my vagina while he was eating me out 😂😂😭  does that seem too crazy?? Is it time for plan B? Idk man idk