Me and my friend at the mall. We're both on our periods but only one was dressed and ready for their time of the month. It was me, my friend, who we'll call judy, decided to come in a white mini skirt , and a thong which she kept bragging about. " i can wear a thong mini skirt and tamp ( her way of saying tampon) cause I've got a light flow." The crowd at the mall was thinning out, with the acception of two guys only ten feet away. As we walked toward them my senses tinged i sneezed, and so did judy.

Judy stopped dead in her tracks and grabbed me i looked down to see a blood bath on the floor. She panicked she was screaming bloody murder. The two guys noticed and took intrest they began running over. I had 10 seconds

10-8 open my bag and scavenge for supplies

7-5 use luquid lipstick and a tampon to create a " cotten ball coverd in blood"

4-2 shove that shit up her nose

1 figure out wtf to do now

The guys approached us they looked to young to understand what a tampon was but old enough to be grossed out by it. They look to the groud then to me then to judy. Our 4 eyes locked it was silent. The boys said " are you ok" i replied with a snappy " yes" and proceeded to explain how she had just gotten a nose job. The story was a success and with no questions asked we where on our way.

( also i made her keep the tampon in all day just in case we ran into those guys again and cause it was funny as fuck )