I haven't pooped in DAYS

Jessa • Unofficial nomad. Aspiring midwife. Fierce lover of naps.
I'm eating lots of food, so you would THINK I would be pooping as well- the two just kind of go together.
Nope.
No poop. Lots of discomfort, though so we know the poop is there, it's just not LEAVING.
So, do any of you have a super crazy magic trick to help me (and all the other constipated readers) poop???
Sorry for saying the word "poop" so many times in one post, I am just that desperate.