Congratulations!

You’ve got a baby on the way

You’ll need so many things!

Just to get through the day

Baby shower is scheduled

Your registry’s packed

But do you have everything

To survive intact?

You’re in the know. And you own what you own

But YOU must provide until baby’s full grown

OH!

THE THINGS YOU’LL BUY!

A car seat for going

A stroller for strolling

A carrier for holding

And a walker for roaming

Diaper genie refills, at least a 4 pack

10 boxes of cereal for baby to snack

10 outfits for infant

10 more for toddler

A pillow for napping

For mom and for father

If you’re feeding with formula

You’ll use seven thousand ounces

Until baby’s full grown

And no longer bounces

To get through your breastfeeding ordeal

Milk storage bags

Breast pads

And some extra breastshields

12 bottles and nipples

Should be enough to start

Until baby can be

From your nipple, apart

For drinking you’ll need sippy’s

Between three and ten

For crying you’ll need pacifiers

Three, then three again

I'm sorry to say so

But, friend, it's true

That spit-ups

And throw-ups

Will spill onto you.

You’ll need 4 burp rags

And 6 bibs to boot

5 washcloths and towels

To clean their birthday suit

And on you will wash

With nearly 200 ounces of soap

On you will wash

The same for shampoo, don’t lose hope!

On you will wash

Four thousand wet wipes to cope

Onward, through diaper rash

As their cries grow louder

You’ll soothe their sores

With eighty-eight ounces of baby powder

Do you know how many diapers you’ll need?

Yes! You will, indeed!

(Nearly two thousand five hundred, guaranteed.)

KID, YOU'LL USE MOUNTAINS!

So…

Be your baby a bubbly beautiful boy,

Or a giggly girl whose smiles destroy

You’ll need so many things!

To get through the day

Your mountain is waiting

So...start shopping today!

Boy or girl? This was from 7 weeks im not 13w 2d

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