I see his disappointment

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I see you new puppy. I see you judging me eat brownies and drink milk at the counter. I see you looking at me saying to yourself it's 11:30 at night, put the brownies down you freak. 
But what you haven't realized new puppy is that this "lady" needs this brownie. I need it like how you need air to breathe. So I would appreciate you taking your silent judgement somewhere else. Ok?