kids i tell ya

my son asked what was that?

pointing to the clamp where his umbilical cord was cut.

I say to him that was how you got all your food and nutrition. He says okay and we are flipping to the next pages he sees a pic of my breastfeeding him and I said this is how you got your food and nutrition he jumps up and scream wait a minute something’s not right so I am looking at him now he said the other picture you said that my unbelievable cord is how I got my food and nutrition and now you saying it came from girl boobs.. I’m like yup he says so where did my belly button come from I explained that as the cord that connected his tiny belly to my placenta that gave him nutrients to grow. He says so you mean to tell me you could’ve just gave me food all this time that goes straight to my belly do you not know how much nasty veggies I had to eat 😂😂😂😂😂 I could only laugh while saying that’s not how it works kiddo T