If you could be the opposite sex...

So I was watching a "Mindy" episode and I thought it would be interesting to see people's responses... If you could be the opposite sex, what would you do first? Me... I would get a full body mirror, get butt naked, and dance to "my ding-a-ling" while swinging it like an elephant trunk😂😂😂. Post responses below... 👀👀👀