Weirdest thing your S/O ever said ?

Shay

So i was on the phone with my S/O (ldr) and all of the sudden he says : you are just jealous of my secret tacos machine

Me : tf is that? A machine that makes tacos?

Him: tf no the secret tacos machine makes ice cream

Wow...im in love with the weirdest human being on earth.

What's the weirdest thing you S/O over said?