What's the weirdest thing that someone on CC has accused you of?

Rachel mentioned someone accusing an admin of being a white supremacist, noting that if the person knew her, they wouldn't say that.

So it made me think... we've all been accused by people on here of things that are totally inaccurate and at times even outrageous. What has someone accused you of doing or being that was untrue?

I've been accused of being a trump supporter or a trump supporter in disguise. If they knew me, they'd know otherwise. I still have my "love trumps hate" sign in my window. And I won't take it down until January 20th, 2020.