Stupid human tricks

Rhae

So today I learned how entertaining my morning sickness is to my fiancé.

I thought oh- pesto dip & chips? Yea that sounds great, I'm really hungry!

Immediately after housing my fill: I feel crappy

I go and sit down, only to get up shortly and race to the bathroom to vomit.🤢

Then right in the middle of brushing my teeth, I have to throw up again because I smell it already. 😭

My fiancé's response: look on the bright side! I made that..... WITH MY DICK! 😳🙄