Boob hair

The other night I went to bed with no hair on my boobs. Not one hair. This was, however, no longer the case when I woke up the next morning. Seriously, there was a 2 inch, black, THICK hair right next to my nipple that had just SPROUTED over night.
HOW?
Just wait, it gets better.
I finally cut the damn thing this morning and now, several hours later... IT'S BACK and it's thicker, blacker and longer than ever. Well, maybe not longer quite yet. But I bet by tomorrow it will be.
Any ideas as to what this could be or why it's happening? Has your hair ever seemed to have magic growing powers??

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