Today sucks

Cake • It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Man I could really use a hug today =A= 
My average cycle is 28 days. I'm on day 34 now with no period. I'll be taking a test soon, but inbetween my SO being an ass and blaming me for him potentially knocking me up and my fwb lecturing me on birth control (which he knows I can't be on), on top of my worries over this late period, today just sucks. 
It'd be just my luck too. My SO and I have sex twice a year, my fwb and I have sex every two-three months and the ONE time I romp it up with both of them, this shit happens. 
If I'm knocked up then I'm like 99% percent sure it's my SO, but it doesn't matter anyways. I mean despite condoms and spermicide and pulling out, shit can happen. And honestly, I'm not even that bumbed about the late period - I have the money to get it taken care of. I just hate that these two are being assholes about it r___r 
My SO will come around. He'll be a dick and blame me for a while, like it's all my fault, but eventually he'll man up about it. I just don't like that I have to endure his dickitude for the time being when all I need is a hug .____. 
I'll just make him breakfast tomorrow morning and leave egg shells in his French Toast .w. 
Anyways, I'm not really expecting replies. I just needed to vent a bit.