You're going to think im nutso!

so lately I've been feeling off. idk how off, I've just been feeling off. I really REALLY thought I was pregnant last month, and AF showed up 4 days late (which my boss who has 8 kids says that doesn't matter she had "periods" through a few of her pregnancies) but anyways I just counted myself out when the bleeding started, I didn't have any clots which is a little unusual cause I almost always have clots during AF. anyways I don't think I made it in time to be pregnant this month, because I had sex the day after ovulation.

ANYWAYS why y'all are gonna think I'm nuts; a couple days ago, I started coughing and Everytime I coughed, I felt really tight pressure in my uterus. when I went to the bathroom, my lower abdomen was hard, and when I checked with a hand mirror, my lady bits are dark purple (one of the symptoms I noticed last month when I thought i was pregnant was the fact my girly area was a deep red, almost "bruised looking" and now it's dark purple). and my legs feel like they've just ran a marathon even though I've actually been on light work lately.