How I Lost My Viriginty (Pt.1) ๐๐๐ฎ
Now this story is going to sound funny as hell. But on my life in all honesty this is how I lost my virginity believe it or not. So me and this guy I'm going to call him Joseph (not his real name). Anyway me and Joseph have a long history and whatever and one day he asked to meet me during class so I said yes. It took some time but I met up with him and we were walking in the halls... little did I know my friend (little backstory: my friend likes to tease me about Joseph and whatever and she basically always talks about my non-exsitence sex life and is always talking about it and basically she just is very interested in me losing it to Joseph) anyway she pops up into the hall way smiling ear to ear laughing and smiling. She says what are you two doing here and she is just embarrassing the hell out of me saying oh you like him and other stuff. So we are all walking togather unfortunate and she starts talking about us having sex ( joseph and I) and I'm like omg no shut up stop. And she and him start planning the day like when we should have sex. Shocker I know she was planning my sex life with him like I was not even there anyway. THEY key word they are planning it for Friday and im just like you guys are stupid whatever and we all go back to class. And I can hear my friend the girl saying get ready for tomorrow (my name) and I'm just blushing and walking away. So it was the end of the day ( side note: my friend the girl is my cousins girlfriend and she has a car so we drove to school and leave togather) anyway I'm walking to our meet up point and I get a text from my friend saying hurry up you take so long. She has never rushed me before but me being me didn't over think it. So I see her smiling and I'm like what and then... I see in the corner of my eye. Joseph standing against the damn locker looking at me and I start smiling and I'm like what the fuck are you doing here?! And my friend was like we doing it today. I'm going batshit nuts and shit but yeah... So anyway I'm thinking Joseph is going to walk away and just go home... But no.. no... No. He started to walk to us to the car. At this point im thinking he is going to leave and walk away but no no... again wrong. So we are all in the car and I'm just like wtf omg wtf omg wtf omg.... And she pulls off. We are literally driving home and he's bugging me and talking shit you know guy stuff while my friend is laughing in the front seat saying oh (my name) you going to get fucked and blah blah blah... So anyway I'm like bro wtfff. So we get to the house we all go into the house.... And I go upstairs followed my Joseph... And we go into the room and I'm just like wtf are you doing here.... stalling if I'm being honest and well yeah I'll leave the juicy details for another story if people seem to like this one.. But yes this is how I lost my virginity without me even knowing (I will also include what they my friend and Joseph talked about when I was completely ignoring their conversation. If certain people want to know what happened comment and I will be more then happy to finish the story with private messaging.
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