When your a mom and a gf/wife! Humor

When you not only have children but a big man child as well. SMH. lol Every mom knows their man is just as bad if not worse than the kids. I changed our sons diaper yesterday which was fabulously green (haha not)from the opps berries he's been eating. SO thought it was funny. Anyways earlier he was in the bathroom and im patiently waiting to get my nail stuff so i can paint my nails. (Kids sleeping. yay some me time lol) i was about to message him and say u better hurry up or im comin in to get it but i didnt have to thankfully. Im pulling my stuff outa the cabinet and he's like opps berries poop cuz he ate some yesterday too. i was like really. SMH! he was like it turned the water green it was cool. i said omg. lol he said your a mom u know how cool poop is. oh yea its awesome. its awesome when it gets on ur hands or up ur kids leg or they wont hold still and clench their butt cheeks as tight as they can. Anyways haha another day in my life.