...to get me Reese's and you know what the fucker said? He said, "No! You're on a diet!" Bitch the only diet imma be on is the one where I quit sucking your dick like a lollipop because you're an asshole! I want my Reese's!!! 😭😭😭😭

UPDATE:::: My husband and I joke around like this all the time! He wasn't serious when he told me I was on a diet, he gives me crap for how many Reese's I eat because I am literally in love with them so it's like a running joke in our house. My mom is even in on it lol but I didn't actually respond to him like that. It was in my head. And when I showed him this post he was dying laughing and said he thought I was hilarious lol

He also brought me my family party size bag of Reese's that I asked for later that night 😂😂