YOU GUYS. DO I HAVE A STORY OR DO I HAVE A STORY. My vagina almost burnt off.

So my bf and I like to cook regularly together, tonight we made an avocado pasta one of our ingredients is usually jalapeño. Well my bf didn't buy them because he wanted to use these Anaheim peppers, supposedly they are 10x spicer than a jalapeño (don't think that's true TASTE wise). Anyways we're have a fun little time chopping and mixing up our little meal while watching hotel transylvania. As we're eating my bf says to me that his head is burning and his nose is running, (at this point he thinks he's just spiced out with the food) I check him out and he has two RED finger like marks on forehead. Apparently he forgot to wash his hands after cutting and de-seeding the peppers. So I take care of it, (milk towelette, aloe Vera mix and some healing moisturizer lol) and he washed his hands about 5 times after. And all is good.. for now.

So a good few hours pass, we're cuddling all sweet watching some movies. One thing leads to another we make some good ol sweet love. He ended up finishing way before me, so he says he's going to make it up to me. (I hope you can imagine where this is going)

We're laying there making out, and he slides fingers around my lips and eventually inside. He starts slipping in fingers one by one, doing it excatly how I enjoy it. And then I start feeling a little tingly sensation, very subtle but apparent. I tell him that it's starting to tingle immediately and he asks me if he should stop. So I suggest maybe to wash his hands a couple more time again and try again. So he does this and goes back to doing his thing and the tingly sensation comes back in FULL force. My entire cooch felt like it was torched on fire. (RIP my vagina). Not like a yeast or UTI feeling but like how when you eat something spicy and can't breathe on fire 💀

I immediately throw my bf off of me and attempt to sit up and I cant. I physically could not, it hurt so much when I sat up. My bf, with no clue how to help suggests he gets me a milky towelette and carry me to the shower and I tell him it's not going to work that way. For one you can not put a foreign substance ESPECIALLY MILK lol near your hoohah and water is useless because it's only going to make it worse.

So I'm laying there trying to think fast about something that will neutralize the sensation. First thing that comes to mind is come, but we just had sex (& used the last condom). So X on that one. Then it hits me, saliva.

I tell my bf he needs to go down on me in a non-sexual way. He gladly agrees lol.

To cut an already long story short, it worked. And my bf said I tasted extremely spicy. 💀

We laughed the whole time and the for first and only time I let him call me a real "spicy Latina" 😂💜